George Carlin: How To Speak English. George Carlin kills the comedian game here. Carlin talks about irony, victimization, and coincidences. Carlin talks about various phrases that “bother him” based on the definition(s). Carlin gives us a nice grammar lesson, and rational thinking. One of his best lines, “Many people are using it that way so the meaning is changing, well many people are really f-ing stupid to, should we just adopt all their standards? Carlin is one of the greatest of his time, and destroys the game. If you like George Carlin: How to Speak English then you will like Bill Hicks, check him out here.